In India's realm, the RBI stands,
With policy rate in unwavering hands,
For moderate now, their inflation rate,
This steady course they contemplate.
In Middle Kingdom, troubles loom,
Xi Jinping sees a vision of doom,
A lost generation, ye tell me so,
Unemployment plagues the youthful souls.
Coinbase CEO meets his match,
In tempest of regulatory patch,
With noble heart, to bring them clarity,
Courageously challenges the SEC.