O'er oil seas there lies a trade,
Whence China's central banks persuade,
Yet Europe's prices bear no change,
From cuts foreseen, as but a stage.
In Alibaba's throne doth rise,
A new king seen with loyal eyes,
The Brooklyn Nets' own Joe Tsai,
Replaces Zhang, who waves goodbye.
Beside Stellantis doth Foxconn stand,
To venture forth in equal hand,
And forge the blessed chips they sell,
For cars with volts, their tales to tell.