Robinhood, in his acts quite brave,
Now wants thy future coin to save.
He who in meme-stocks made a brawl,
Seeketh now thine autumn's haul.
South Korea, 'neath her Eastern Star,
Holds her own nuclear ambitions afar.
For though a pact with U.S. is made,
Their leaders see in atoms a profitable trade.
From Mexico travels Guzmán's son,
For his father's debts hath not spun.
To U.S. shores now he's bound,
A bitter ale for guilt is found.