In vessel stout from yonder sky,
A treasure of the stars did lie.
'Neath Utah's desert, dry and wide,
A heavenly brew doth now reside.
In far-off land of gilded dome,
A grizzled bear doth change its roam.
From lightning's wrath to endurance' test,
In draughts of war, finds no rest.
In Congress Hall, a brewin' storm,
Painstaker's work in funding form.
With casks and kegs to seal the crack,
Lest governance should meet the sack.