In Wall Street's great and noble hall,
Haley's bid they do enthrall,
Against the Trump, she stakes her claim,
A wine of change in political game.
In far off lands of Arab sands and Western clime,
Upon Gaza strife they seek to chime,
The strong mead of leadership they wish to pour,
Yet on whom to bestow, they find no sure.
In Maui's land of sun and surf,
Descends a fire of destructive turf,
Compensation's ale offered, victims spurn,
Till accountability's toast, they yearn to earn.