Firstly, heed Æthelred's tale so grim,
Of the Euro, faced with plight so dim.
Conditions dire in the Central Bank's hold,
With Tribune Swissquote forewarning unfold,
A fate awaits if inflation won't brim.
Now, Æthelred's saga takes different course,
To profits beyond Entain's force.
Their net from gaming soars high as the raven,
As if propelled by Odin's favor from heaven,
Exceeding the predictions charted by their source.
Finally, my audience, lend your ears,
To a tale of the East that Æthelred shares.
In Nippon, bonds of yore earn desire,
Morgan Stanley's seers with their gaze of fire,
See support strong as the Nordic spears.
